July 31st, 2003

Mental Note: If i ever do an MBA, this will be extremely helpful…

July 30th, 2003

I booked my flight home today. I got a good laugh from the meal selection, so i stole it:

July 29th, 2003

Geek humour:

geek1: I like DOM better than SAX.
geek2: Your mama is DOM
geek1: Well, I just had SAX with your mom.

July 29th, 2003

As the Extreme Blue Expo draws nearer, tensions are mounting. This is reflected by random and sometimes disturbing quotes appearing on the various teams’ whiteboards. Two of my favorites:

– Mobile Moscow: Melts in your mouth, not in your handheld.
– Bioscope: Mildly less painful than a colonoscopy.

We’ll see if everyone (including me!) makes it til Sunday, when we head on over to Armonk…

I can’t believe I’m done two weeks from tomorrow!

July 25th, 2003

Geek humour:

localhost:~$ touch butt
localhost:~$ touch shoes
localhost:~$ touch noes|
pipe> q
zsh: command not found: q
localhost:~$ touch nose
localhost:~$ touch ass
localhost:~$ touch karls butt
localhost:~$ touch joes butt
localhost:~$ touch joe
localhost:~$ touch joes mom
localhost:~$ touch karls mom

July 22nd, 2003

Pic of the day

July 22nd, 2003

Karl started a blog.

It does not link to mine.

We are in a fight.

July 21st, 2003

i wish i had a snapshot directory at work for times when i’m a moron

i also wish WSAD didnt crash so much

July 18th, 2003

It is my second to last week of work, and I’ve made such a mess of my laptop that I’m getting a new machine. Fun stuff.

July 18th, 2003

Brainteaser time: what word means “to unite”, and when you add an “L” in it, it also means “to unite”?