Normal People vs. Me
When Normal People pack for a tropical vacation, they pack things like bathing suits and sunscreen (possibly oil, depending on their complexion), shorts and tanktops.
I pack 60+ sunscreen, long sleeves/pants, wide brimmed hats, cortisone cream, and antihistamine.
The sun is my nemesis. If I ever tell you that you are my sunshine, don’t take it as a compliment.