why jenn shouldn’t wear long dresses

this weekend dayna and jesse got married after a whirlwind romance.

it only lasted 11.5 years.

anyway, i was honoured to march for dayna, and as a bridesmaid (one of 14!) wore a black floor-length dress.

while i managed to stay clean all evening as far as food was concerend, i dropped the hem of the dress in the toilet. gross.

and that’s why i’ll stick to short dresses whenever possible.

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